Caffeine Makes You a Murderer

Stories like this really miss home:

The lawyer for a Kentucky man accused of strangling his wife argued at trial Monday that excessive caffeine from sodas, energy drinks and diet pills left the defendant so sleep-deprived and mentally unstable that he falsely confessed to the killing.

Really, dude? Do you know how many people would use this defense? I’m jacked up on caffeine most of the time myself. Hmm, maybe this explains my insanity, huh?

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