I can’t help but to wonder why on earth the news of 16 year old Jamie Lynn Spears’ pregnancy is in the headlines. I am equally haunted by the question as to why her wastoid of a sister, Brittany, (I’m probably spelling her name wrong–like I care) takes up so much media bandwidth. Louisiana White Trash. They’re nothing special. Keep them off the TV. Is there nothing else remotely newsworthy? How do the lives of these skanks impact the world in any way? I blame the 24 hour news channels. Who needs news 24 hours a day? What happened to 6pm and 11pm? Obviously, there’s so little actual newsworthy stories that these stations have to dig high and very low to put something on the air, no matter how banal it may be.