We have Netflix. Which means we’ve seen virtually every mainstream movie and are now into obscure foreign films. M has discovered Italian director, Tinto Brass. The man is butt-obsessed. We watched a movie that was basically 90 minutes of Anna Ammirati’s crotch. I’m not sure there was a plot. It is an exploitation film at it’s finest. He bases his scripts around rationalizing showing her–or any other female’s–bare ass the during the entire film. I felt like her gynecologist by the end of the film.